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		<title>Damian Green: My back is killing me but I&#8217;ve got to say something</title>
		<link>http://www.twonilblankblank.com/2008/11/28/damian-green-my-back-is-killing-me-but-ive-got-to-say-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My back is killing me but I&#8217;ve got to say something.  I&#8217;m angry.  This isn&#8217;t a matter of left or right.   It isn&#8217;t a matter of past bad behaviour by the Tory party. Old things like Official Secrets Act prosecutions for documents leaked in the public interest or industrial action by unions -  wrongs do [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My back is killing me but I&#8217;ve got to say something.  I&#8217;m angry.  <strong>This isn&#8217;t a matter of left or right</strong>.   It isn&#8217;t a matter of past bad behaviour by the Tory party. Old things like Official Secrets Act prosecutions for documents leaked in the public interest or industrial action by unions -  <strong>wrongs do not justify other wrongs</strong>.  <strong>This is about now.</strong> If you don&#8217;t defend the rights of people you disagree with ultimately you&#8217;re weakening your own position, because, chances are, there are, or will be, people who disagree with you.  Damian Green has been part of a series of embarrassing leaks on government immigration issues.  As an MP it is his job to hold government to account.</p>
<p>In my opinion his leaks have encouraged casual racism, and aided those who have remarketed themselves as an anti-immigration party.  But – regardless of whether I agree with him, I think the police actions, presumable MPSB, were extremely heavy handed, and signify the steady aggregation of laws that could be used to stifle democracy and freedom of speech. From the police arresting teenagers for holding signs with the world &#8216;cult&#8217; on them, to routinely detaining protesters under anti-terror legislation, to local councils spying on residents because of secret allegations,  to casual photographers being told they can&#8217;t photograph freely,  to prohibition of protest within areas that may cause offence to elected officials, to detention without charge, to the constant drip-drip of scare stories telling us how afraid we should be, to identity cards ripe for official abuse and spying, to hassling journalists at protests,  to proposed databases of your web browsing and email history.</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wmFSuxYAj5w&amp;fmt=18" target="_blank">FOR EXAMPLE</a>.</p>
<p>At what point do people of all political stripes speak up?  Is it really OK for those who are left leaning to justify this because it&#8217;s a Tory?<br />
<strong><br />
Apparently Boris Johnson and Michael Martin knew about this before the Home Secretary</strong>.</p>
<p><em><strong>Amazing&#8230;</strong></em></p>
<p>I&#8217;m left leaning/<strong>apolitical</strong>/probably a wimpy lib-dem voter &#8211; but I think I&#8217;d like to be someone who speaks out rather than stays quiet.  I sodding hate politics; but I keep getting forced into saying something, because, morally speaking, I think it is right to do so.  <strong>You&#8217;re welcome to deal with your own conscience</strong>.</p>
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		<title>Political drama, my 2p</title>
		<link>http://www.twonilblankblank.com/2008/10/22/political-drama-my-2p/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love political drama in the UK press because things play out like a soap opera or third-rate thriller. Commentated by people of questionable rationality. Unlike me. If I were in charge of a BBC television channel I would commission a show in which political correspondents commentate on apes. Like A Life of Grime but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love political drama in the UK press because things play out like a soap opera or third-rate thriller.  Commentated by people of questionable rationality. Unlike me. If I were in charge of a BBC television channel I would commission a show in which political correspondents commentate on apes.  Like A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Life_of_Grime" target="_blank">Life of Grime</a> but with apes and Nick Robinson as John Peel.  “Hey, if the good ship ape-house were the titanic, and this was a bad metaphor &#8211; Julius, alpha chimp, of the political jungle – his body language is telling &#8211;  he wants to urinate, or stimulate an erection, AND (inhales), the ramifications for the king are spectacular. Look out for ice-bergs! Over to you Sophie”</p>
<p>All apes ever get credit for is fiddling with themselves, lobbing shit at people, picking fleas off each other, and hanging around.  I think that is very unfair and my idea for a television programme would solve the issue.</p>
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		<title>Jeremy Vine in a cowboy suit doing an American accent</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight&#8217;s local election coverage on BBC News 24 is, aside from David Dimbleby, completely crap.  I am currently watching Jeremy Vine do a really shit American accent, dressed as a cowboy, reading out truly woefully described statistics about the Liberal Democrats.   It&#8217;s really difficult to watch.  It&#8217;s as if someone has decided that local election [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight&#8217;s local election coverage on BBC News 24 is, aside from David Dimbleby, completely crap.  I am currently watching Jeremy Vine do a really shit American accent, dressed as a cowboy, reading out truly woefully described statistics about the Liberal Democrats.   It&#8217;s really difficult to watch.  It&#8217;s as if someone has decided that local election coverage needs to be fun.  Fun in the sense of   BBC Children&#8217;s Television fun.  My eyes feel soiled.  I hope someone puts the Jeremy Vine clip on YouTube because I did not make this up but doubt anyone will believe me.</p>
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		<title>Dr Cameron MD</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 18:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t give a flying fuck about David Cameron flaunting the rules of the road on a bicycle. The thing with Cameron is; he started off OK, but got pulled in all kinds of directions by the interests surrounding him, and when elected he&#8217;ll swing further to the right and will tolerate/exploit stuff he knows [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t give a flying fuck about David Cameron flaunting the rules of the road on a bicycle.   The  thing with Cameron is; he started off OK, but got pulled in all kinds of directions by the interests surrounding him, and when elected he&#8217;ll swing further to the right and will tolerate/exploit stuff he knows to be wrong. He&#8217;ll excuse it by deferring to  &#8216;people being concerned about <span style="font-style: italic">N</span>&#8216; and  he&#8217;ll ride them like a donkey rather than tell anybody they&#8217;re wrong,  like a grown-up, with a grown-up face. See Broken Britain.  In The Sun.  As PM he&#8221;ll paint his bike black, get mudguards , and go out hunting peasants with his fox-gun.  Probably.</p>
<p>If I were David Cameron post-bike scoop I&#8217;d market myself as a maverick prepared to bend the rules to get the job done.   Dr House MD, on a bicycle. Minus the Vicodin.  With legs that work. David Cameron with a Vicodin habit would break Broken Britain&#8217;s broken back.  The Vicodin straw. The kids look up to Cameron &#8211; the street youth.  Hipsters, fidget godivas, and Vicodin, all being David Cameron&#8217;s fault. Prompting apocalyptic headlines in The Daily Mail, Armageddon in The Sun, and wanky, serious discussion, with mostly idiots, in The Broadsheets.  Fuck them!  What does David Cameron want with them anyway?  Dr House MD wouldn&#8217;t give a fuck.  Oh, and The Mirror are a bunch of twats too.  Just to be even handed and all.   The newspapers are crap by-and-large because a great deal of the people that read them are idiots.</p>
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		<title>Henry Paulson believes in a strong Dollar policy</title>
		<link>http://www.twonilblankblank.com/2008/03/13/henry-paulson-believes-in-a-strong-dollar-policy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heh. Heh. Heh heh heh.  Lol.  There&#8217;s potential for much drama today (I reckon), you can watch it live on Bloomberg.  Naughty Carlisle.  Heh.  The stock markets will not close far down, but that&#8217;s not the point &#8211; it&#8217;s specifically about the rate of growth. In other upcoming news from this armchair economist: March 14th [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh. Heh. Heh heh heh.  Lol.  There&#8217;s potential for much drama today (I reckon), you can watch it live on <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/index.html?Intro=intro3" target="_blank">Bloomberg</a>.  Naughty Carlisle.  Heh.  The stock markets will not close far down, but that&#8217;s not the point &#8211; it&#8217;s specifically about the rate of growth.</p>
<p>In other upcoming news from this armchair economist:</p>
<p>March 14th – Iranian parliamentary elections.  Watch oil prices in the next few weeks.  If it hits $140, we&#8217;re all fucked economy-wise, at least temporarily.  More possible than most people realise because they don&#8217;t know how OPEC works or the proportion of Iranian oil on the world market.</p>
<p>Interesting times as always.</p>
<p>FYI &#8211; a recession is often thought of as a negative change in the rate of growth.  The rate of growth is not the same as negative growth.  So when people say &#8220;the economy is slowing&#8221;&#8230;  You get the idea; something slowing is a negative change in the rate of growth.  It&#8217;s like negative acceleration when a car slows down. The press is generally too fuckwitted to work that one out.</p>
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